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Muppets - Horror Punk Kermit Parody Long Sleeve T-Shirt

$25
  • Muppets - Horror Punk Kermit Parody Long Sleeve T-Shirt by The Dark Vestiary
  • Muppets - Horror Punk Kermit Parody by The Dark Vestiary
Muppets - Horror Punk Kermit Parody Long Sleeve T-Shirt by The Dark Vestiary Muppets - Horror Punk Kermit Parody by The Dark Vestiary

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Spooky meets punk in this Kermit the Frog parody mashup! Featuring a horror-punk inspired band-logo twist, eerie skeleton hands, and a perfectly creepy-cute vibe, this design blends Muppets nostalgia with raw 80s punk energy for an ultimate Halloween-ready statement piece. (black & White Version)

100% cotton (Heather is a Cotton/ Poly blend). Pre-shrunk. Slightly heavier than our t-shirts but ideal for a long sleeve tee. Sized for men but can look great on women!

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Profile image About The Dark Vestiary
Welcome to The Dark Vestiary! I'm a graphic designer and photographer with a passion for most things pop culture, retro, and a little offbeat. Through The Dark Vestiary, I bring creative vibes to life with original artwork and action figure photography. Themes range from horror, parody/comedy, to childhood memories, and more. Whether it's a design that makes you laugh or a photo that hits you with nostalgia, everything is created by me. Thank you so much for your support, means the world!
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