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Just Go Man! Shorts

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Tags: 1990 birthday gift, 1990s, 90s, 90s comedy, 90s kid

Just Go Man! Shorts

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Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These. Shorts

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Tags: 1990s, 90s, 90s comedy, 90s kid, 90s kid funny gift

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These. Shorts

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The Big Comfy Couch - Loonette, Molly, & The Dust Bunnies Shorts

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Tags: 1990s, 90s, 90s kid, 90s nostalgia, alyson court

The Big Comfy Couch - Loonette, Molly, & The Dust Bunnies Shorts

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Goosebumps - CAMP JELLYJAM Shorts

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Tags: 1990s, 90s, 90s kid, 90s nostalgia, 90s tv

Goosebumps - CAMP JELLYJAM Shorts

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Class Of 1984 - Welcome to Lincoin High Shorts

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Tags: 1984, 80s kid, 80s movies, 80s retro, crime film

Class Of 1984 - Welcome to Lincoin High Shorts

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Goosebumps - The Blob That Ate Everyone Shorts

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Tags: 1990s, 90s goosebumps, 90s kid, 90s kids, 90s kids will get it

Goosebumps - The Blob That Ate Everyone Shorts

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Stay Calm And Enjoy Christmas Shorts

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Tags: christmas gifts, funny christmas, harry, home alone 2, home alone 2 lost in new york

Stay Calm And Enjoy Christmas Shorts

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Beast Wars (Version 2) Shorts

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Tags: 1990s, 90s kid, 90s retro, beast wars, beast wars transformers

Beast Wars (Version 2) Shorts

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Megatron - Decepticon Shorts

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Tags: 80s kid, 80s retro, autobot, cybertron, decepticon

Megatron - Decepticon Shorts

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Friday The 13th. No one is safe. Shorts

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Tags: 80s horror, camp crystal lake, crystal lake, friday 13th, fridaythe13th

Friday The 13th. No one is safe. Shorts

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CREEPSHOW 1982. Retro Horror. Shorts

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Tags: black flag, comedy horror, comedy horror film, creepshow 1982, cult classic

CREEPSHOW 1982. Retro Horror. Shorts

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Class Of 1984. Vintage Cult Classic. (Version 2) Shorts

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Tags: 1984, 80s, 80s action, 80s movie, 80s movies

Class Of 1984. Vintage Cult Classic. (Version 2) Shorts

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Class Of 1984. Vintage Cult Classic. Shorts

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Tags: 1984, 80s movie, 80s movies, 80s retro, cult classic

Class Of 1984. Vintage Cult Classic. Shorts

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It's Just a bunch of Hocus Pocus. Shorts

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Tags: 90s, 90s movies, 90s nostalgia, classic movies, halloween

It's Just a bunch of Hocus Pocus. Shorts

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DEEBO (Friday/Jaws Parody) Shorts

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Tags: 90s movies, big worm, california, chris tucker, deebo

DEEBO (Friday/Jaws Parody) Shorts

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Friday The 13th, Part 3. Shorts

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Tags: 80s horror, camp crystal lake, crystal lake, cult classic, cult horror

Friday The 13th, Part 3. Shorts

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Halloween 1978. Shorts

Description: Console and PC edition of a horror classic..

Tags: cult classic, cult horror, gaming, grand theft auto, gta

Halloween 1978. Shorts

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Cadillacs & Dinosaurs Shorts

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Tags: 1990s, 80s, 80s aesthetic, 80s retro, 80s tv

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs Shorts

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STRAIGHT OUTTA HADDONFIELD (Halloween Colors Edition) Shorts

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Tags: comedy horror, cult classic, cult horror, haddonfield, halloween 1978

STRAIGHT OUTTA HADDONFIELD (Halloween Colors Edition) Shorts

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STRAIGHT OUTTA HADDONFIELD (Original Version) Shorts

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Tags: comedy horror, crossover, cult classic, cult horror, cult movies

STRAIGHT OUTTA HADDONFIELD (Original Version) Shorts

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Keep It Weird. Shorts

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Tags: 1990s, 90s, 90s kid, 90s kids, 90s kids will get it

Keep It Weird. Shorts

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Nadja, Queen of love and death. Shorts

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Tags: comedy horror, fan artwork, horror comedy, horror fan gift, nadja

Nadja, Queen of love and death. Shorts

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Smesh. Shorts

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Tags: bjj gift, bjj lifestyle, fighter, funny sports gifts, jiu jitsu gift

Smesh. Shorts

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Burning Dance Celebration Shorts
Tags: 90s comedy, 90s parody, 90s tv, adult humor, burn mother fucker burn

Burning Dance Celebration Shorts

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Tremors, Cult Horror. Shorts

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Tags: b movies, burt gummer, classic horror, comedy horror, creature feature

Tremors, Cult Horror. Shorts

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The Last Supper. (Version 1) Shorts
Tags: 1000 corpses, captain spaulding, classic horror, cult classic, cult horror

The Last Supper. (Version 1) Shorts

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The Last Supper. (Black & White) Shorts

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Tags: 1000 corpses, captain spaulding, classic horror, cult classic, cult film

The Last Supper. (Black & White) Shorts

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Bound By Honor (Version 2) Shorts

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Tags: bound by honor, california, chicano, cholo, cult film

Bound By Honor (Version 2) Shorts

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Carrie, Classic Horror. (Version 1) Shorts

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Tags: 70s horror, carrie horror, carrie white, classic horror, cult horror

Carrie, Classic Horror. (Version 1) Shorts

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The Devils Rejects, Cult Horror (Father/Daughter). Shorts

Description: Makes for a great dad gift..

Tags: 31, captain spaulding, cult classic, cult horror, devils rejects

The Devils Rejects, Cult Horror (Father/Daughter). Shorts

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Fright Night, Vintage Horror, (Version 2) Shorts

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Tags: 80s horror, 80s horror movie fans, classic horror, classic horror film, comedy horror

Fright Night, Vintage Horror, (Version 2) Shorts

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The Devils Rejects, Cult Horror. (Version 2) Shorts

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Tags: captain spaulding, cult classic, cult horror, devils rejects, horror fan

The Devils Rejects, Cult Horror. (Version 2) Shorts

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Fright Night, Vintage Horror. (Version 1) Shorts

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Tags: 80s horror, 80s horror movie fans, classic horror, cult classic, cult horror

Fright Night, Vintage Horror. (Version 1) Shorts

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The Return Of The Living Dead, Vintage Horror. (Black & White)) Shorts

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Tags: 80s horror, 80s horror movie fans, comedy horror, cult classic, cult horror

The Return Of The Living Dead, Vintage Horror. (Black & White)) Shorts

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House Of 1000 Corpses, Cult Horror, (Version 2) Shorts

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Tags: 1000 corpses, baby firefly, captain spaulding, cult classic, cult film

House Of 1000 Corpses, Cult Horror, (Version 2) Shorts

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House Of 1000 Corpses, Cult Horror. (Version 1) Shorts

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Tags: 1000 corpses, baby firefly, captain spaulding, classic horror, cult horror

House Of 1000 Corpses, Cult Horror. (Version 1) Shorts

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Welcome to The Dark Vestiary! I'm a graphic designer and photographer with a passion for most things pop culture, retro, and a little offbeat. Through The Dark Vestiary, I bring creative vibes to life with original artwork and action figure photography. Themes range from horror, parody/comedy, to childhood memories, and more. Whether it's a design that makes you laugh or a photo that hits you with nostalgia, everything is created by me. Thank you so much for your support, means the world!
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