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Hurry Up And Buy (B&W) Shorts

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Tags: california, dont be a menace to society, nostalgia, south central, wayans

Hurry Up And Buy (B&W) Shorts

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Give Me A Dollar And I'll Leave You Alone (B&W) Shorts

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Tags: marlon wayans, 90s kid, 1990s, humor, california

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Sluts & Bolts Oil Painting (B&W Version) Shorts

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Hungry Hungry Critters (Version 3) Shorts

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Tags: horror, horror fan gift, 80s, 80s retro, cult movies

Hungry Hungry Critters (Version 3) Shorts

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Hungry Hungry Critters Shorts

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Guess Who's On The Menu (Version 3) Shorts

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Guess Who's On The Menu (Version 2) Shorts

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Hungry Hungry Critters (B&W Version) Shorts

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First It Controls You (Version 2) Shorts

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First It Controls You (Version 2) Shorts

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First It Controls You (Version 1) Shorts

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First It Controls You (Version 1) Shorts

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A Terrifying Tale Of... (Version 2) Shorts

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A Terrifying Tale Of... (Version 2) Shorts

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Dudley The Dragon Shorts

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Tags: 90s, nostalgia, 90s cartoons, 90s kids, 90s nostalgia

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Terror Has A New Name (B&W) Shorts

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Terror Has A New Name (Version 1) Shorts

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They're Back From The Dead (Version 1) Shorts

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Tags: 80s retro, dawn of the dead, george a romero, george romero, horror

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The Place Beyond The Pines Shorts

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Monster By Mistake Shorts

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Tags: 1990s, 90s, 90s baby, 90s cartoons, 90s kid

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We Are The Future! Shorts

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Tags: 1984, 80s, 80s movies, 80s retro, 80s tv

We Are The Future! Shorts

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There Are No Clean Getaways Shorts

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There Are No Clean Getaways Shorts

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Tax Free Shorts

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Tags: 1970s, 1980s, 80s movies, 80s retro, crime drama

Tax Free Shorts

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We Are The Future! (Oil Painted Version) Shorts

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Tags: 1980s, 1984, 80s movies, cult classic, cult film

We Are The Future! (Oil Painted Version) Shorts

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We Are The Future! (B&W Version) Shorts

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We Are The Future! (B&W Version) Shorts

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Straight Outta London (Version 1) Shorts

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Straight Outta London (Version 1) Shorts

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Real Mature Bradley Shorts

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Tags: 1990s, 90s, 90s cartoons, 90s kid, 90s kids will get it

Real Mature Bradley Shorts

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A Bear And His Aventures Shorts

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A Bear And His Aventures Shorts

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Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin (version 2) Shorts

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Tags: bandit, cowboy, gunfighter, gunslinger, neckerchief

Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin (version 2) Shorts

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Legends Never Die Shorts

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Legends Never Die Shorts

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Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin Shorts

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Tags: country, cowboy, jango, outlaw, outlaw country

Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin Shorts

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China Girl Shorts

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Tags: 80s, 80s movies, abel ferrara, crime drama, driller killer

China Girl Shorts

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Tales From The Ring - The Monday Night Wars Shorts

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Tales From The Ring - The Monday Night Wars Shorts

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I Chose Not Too Choose Life. Shorts

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I Chose Not Too Choose Life. Shorts

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Welcome To The House Of Payne Shorts

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Tags: 1990s, 90s, 90s kid, 90s kids, 90s kids will get it

Welcome To The House Of Payne Shorts

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Tales From The Streets (East Los Angeles) Shorts

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What's The Story Wishbone Shorts

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Tags: 1990s, 90s tv, christmas, nostalgia, thanksgiving

What's The Story Wishbone Shorts

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The Evil That Lies Within Shorts

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Tags: 1980s, 80s cartoons, black metal, cartoons, death metal

The Evil That Lies Within Shorts

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Fez Lemon Candy (Pez Parody) Shorts

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Tags: 1990s, 70s show, 90s, 90s kid, donna pinciotti

Fez Lemon Candy (Pez Parody) Shorts

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Welcome to The Dark Vestiary! I'm a graphic designer and photographer with a passion for most things pop culture, retro, and a little offbeat. Through The Dark Vestiary, I bring creative vibes to life with original artwork and action figure photography. Themes range from horror, parody/comedy, to childhood memories, and more. Whether it's a design that makes you laugh or a photo that hits you with nostalgia, everything is created by me. Thank you so much for your support, means the world!
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